Another Day

So I figured I could either whine and complain more about my classes or I could comment on my plans for the next 18 or so months. Let's see...(fade into dream sequence)

March

-Finish classes

-Do 3 days of practicum before starting Spring Break (how useless is that)

-Spend Spring Break with the kids at my mom and dads (not the whole time)

-Should maybe do lesson plans too

April

-Celebrate my birthday. Yay!!!!

-Practicum, Yay, A month that will actually help me be a better teacher!

-End practicum(sigh)

May

-Begin work for my Dad (Allow him to buy many breakfasts for me)

-ACTfest. YAY!!

-Go to PA to see my new nephew.

-Get arrested at the airport because they misunderstood when I said I have lip balm in my pocket.

-More work (more money more motivation, more motivation more money)

-plant garden

-Coach Flag Football

June

- More work

-More Flag Football

- watch garden grow

- watch weeds grow

- realize I have to pull weeds so garden will continue to grow

- grumble about pulling weeds.

July

- Go to Mennonite Church Canada Assembly (Cause I'm so Mennonite)

- Go camping (Cause I'm so Canadian)

- Pull weeds (Cause I'm so under Tina's thumb)

- Work for my Dad (Cause I'm so poor)

August

- Start harvesting the fruits (and vegetables) are my hard work in the garden.

- Realize I was going to start exercising this spring and now it's August.

- Work out for one week and then stop.

- Panic because I haven't registered for school yet.

- Get kicked out of the education program (I'm assuming these last two won't happen but I did forget to put them in June so I may be in trouble. They may kick me out anyway because of my last post)

- Lament the start of school

September

- write an apology card to my family for not being able to see them on Sundays because of the start of the NFL season.

- start getting excited to see my University buds.

-get first assignments and remember why I hate education classes.

-realize I only have 6 months of classes left and 2 months of practicum till I graduate.

October

- start getting ready for halloween.

- Write a blog post about how much I hate education classes.

- Hit the ditch during a freak freezing rain storm. (Could happen)

November

- Walk out my door and scream to the sky in frustration over the useless papers I am being forced to write for my stupid education classes.

- Celebrate American thanksgiving. (my brother lives in the U.S)

- Go to a Chiefs game and achieve World Peace (both are as likely to happen.)

December

-Do practicum (those high school kids won't know what hit them. But if they do I could be in big trouble)

-Get arrested for assault. (It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man)

-Get out of Jail Free. (Dang I love Monopoly)

-Buy my Christmas gifts (Literally, I ask for money so I can get what I want)

-Return gifts (I didn't like what I got for Christmas)

-Celebrate Anniversary

-Buy flowers and an apology card for Tina for forgetting to by her flowers and a card.

-Stay up till midnight with the kids.

January 2012

-HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

-Begin last semester of useless education courses

-Laugh at fifth year students panicking about trying to get a job.

- get first assignments and remember why I hate education classes.

- watch Chiefs lose in the first round of the playoffs again.

February

-Write a blog post about how much I hate education classes.

-Write a letter of apology to Faculty of Education and beg to not be kicked out of the faculty.

- Celebrate Valentines Day

-Buy flowers and an apology card for Tina for forgetting to by her flowers and a card.

- Do a killer job of interviews during reading week. (joy buzzer handshakes goes over really well)

March

- Finish useless education courses.

- Celebrate end of classes with fellow students

- Apologize to Tina for pictures of me celebrating with other students that ended up on the internet.

- Pay reputation defender company to remove pictures of me celebrating with other students that ended up on the internet.

April

-Celebrate Birthday. Am I really 38!?!?!?!?!

-Do practicum (Remember not to hit students)

-Finish Practicum.

-Graduate

-Give Valedictory Address

- Send letter of apology to university after comments made in speech made it into the globe and mail and youtube video of address goes viral

May

-Appear on Ellen

-Turn down offers from Garden Valley, Western and Border Land School Divisions because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be cast on Glee.

-Get Letter saying I didn't get part in Glee because of pictures of me celebrating with other students on the internet.

- Get money back from reputation defender company

-Begin work for my Dad.

Ok so that was only 15 months but you get the picture.

You get the picture.

cheers